Birth Name: Goddess Patty (haha)
Birthplace: California
Age: 43
DOB: 1964
Race: Hispanic
Sign: Cancer
Location: California
Status: Long Term Relationship
Children: 4 and 1 grandson
Siblings: sister and brother

New Measurements as of 5/10/09
Height: 5'8
Weight: 600+ lbs.
Bust: 70GG
Waist: 80"
Hips Standing: 103"
Hips Sitting: 109"
Upper Arms: 35"
Upper Thighs: 55"
Calves: 34"
Dress Size: 8x or 44W
Shoe Size: 11W or 12M



Swimming, cooking, dancing, playing pool and dominoes.
Love to watch NFL (Go Cowboys!), NBA and pro boxing. I love fine dining, traveling and long drives. I love to
party and go clubbing with friends.


I'm very open minded and non judgmental with a great
personality. I'm very compassionate and kind hearted. I
have bedroom eyes so they say and a sweet smile. I'm
supersized in heart, body, mind and soul with a very
carefree spirit. They say I ooze sexiness. And I feel


Smell of Rain
Hip Hop and R&B music
Mexican Food
Fireplaces and Jacuzzis
My 420 sack...hehehe


Sept 2003 - Featured in a Documentary for EndemolUK
TV called "The Big Fantasy".

Oct 2003 - Featured in a German Reality
TV show called Blitz filmed in Las Vegas.

Dec 2003 - Was a guest on The Maury Show
titled "Opposites Attract".

Mar 2004 - Featured in rock video for group named,
Seether. Song is Remedy. Played a living tree.

Nov 2005 - Featured in a magazine called REVEAL. This
magazine is from the UK and is about Real Life stories. They did a story about my
life and career. Centerfold 2 page spread.

Dec 2005 - Featured in a Christmas Holiday Special
called "Living Large in LA". This was for Japanese TV for network NTV.

Dec 2005 - Featured in the Sports Section of the
Sunday Mirror newspaper in Germany. Story on my career of trampling.

Jan 2006 - Featured in the National Examiner a US
magazine. A story on my life and career. Appeared on the cover as well with Oprah and Princess Di.

Sept 2006 - Actress/Stunt Performer in JackAss II, The Movie, featuring me with Johnny Knoxville,
WeeMan and Famous Director, John Waters.

Apr 2007 - Featured on a show called EXTRA for German Television, station RTL. Germanys biggest
network. Primetime newsmagazine show. Showed me in a few squashing sessions and filmed me
with my kids at home.

Dec 2007 - Actress/Stunt Performer in the Blockbuster Movie, JackAss 2.5 featuring me with


People with no sense of humor
Ignorant People
Anything FAKE!
Tiny cars
Chairs with arms...uuggghhhh!!!